NA
No, Assertively
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985058 
NAAS
Noxious Albanian Alcohol's Source
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Naas is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The winemaking region of Albania where most of the wine that people take to bottle-parties comes from.')
1984767 
NAB
Net A Baddie
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984476 
NACTION
Not And, 'Cause Truly It's Only N
Angela Brett (Naction is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'The 'n' with which cheap advertising copywriters replace the word 'and' (as in 'fish 'n' chips', 'mix 'n' match', 'assault 'n' battery'), in the mistaken belief that this is in some way chummy or endearing.
1984767 
NADIR
Nothing Above Depth Is Reversed
Rico Leffanta
1984245 
NADS
Need Autoerotic Dirtiness Sometimes
Jeff Anonymous
1984443 1984365 
NAG HIM
Nudge And Guide Heedless Individual to Modify
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
NAHUM
Ninevah Assailed. Happiness Upon Me!
Sue Johnson
1984329 
NAILS AND BEAUTY
Not As If Lady's Superficial Achievement's Noticed. Dumb Blondes... Everyone's After Using The Yoni!
Angela Brett
1985013 1984365 
NAME CARD
Nobody Acknowledges Me, Even Cows Are Regarded Distinguished
Dundee
1984257 
NAMES
Nomenclature Applied Mostly Everywhere, Seemingly
Melanie Merswolke
1984257 
NAMIBIA
Now A Mining Industry Base In Africa.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
NAOMI
Not An Obviously Monstrous Intellect
Tony McCoy O'Grady - thinking of non one in patricular :-)
1984422 
NAOMI (2)
No Admirer Of Men's Interests
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984422 
NAP
Need A Pause
Edwin Hermann
1984275 
NAPKIN
Nicely Arranged Paper Keeps It Neat
Daryl Thomas
1984536 
NAPPIES
Nasty Ass Products & Pee In Exclusive Softwear
TMcCO'G
1984896 
NAPPIES (2)
Neat Attached Poo Package Is Enclosing Sewage
TMcCO'G
1984896 
NAPSTER
Nasty American Pop-System Took Extreme Revenge
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984410 1984299 
NASA
Newbies: "Acronym [for] Space Agency"
Jeff Anonymous
1984386 1984242 
NASA (2)
Never Attended Starfleet Academy
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984386 1984242 
NASA (3)
Never Attained Speed-of-light Acceleration
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984386 1984242 
NASA (4)
Not Another Shuttle Accident!
Angela Brett, after the space shuttle Columbia broke up in re-entry.
1984386 1984938 
NASCAR
Numerous Afternoons Spent Careering Around Racetrack
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 1984581 
NASHVILLE
Not A Simple Hyperlinker; Visiting Internet Links, Lackluster Experience
Sean Lamb (Nashville was the internal code name used by Microsoft for Internet Explorer 4.0)
1984779 
NATASHA GURDIN
Natural Acting Talent And She Had A Great Union Rapturously Dancing In Never-never-land
Rico Leffanta (Natasha Gurdin is better known as Natalie Wood)
1984851 
NATES
Natural Asset That Excites Sadists
Rico Leffanta
1984443 
NATO
Nasty Americans Threaten Others
Tony McCoy O'Grady (NATO usually stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organization)
1984413 1984242 
NATURAL HEALTH
Not A Treatment Using Recent Advances? Large Herbs Eaten As Little Tablets, How?
Angela Brett, wondering just how natural a pill containing concentrated herbal remedies can be -- just as soya milk isn't naturally produced by soybeans feeding their babies, herb pills don't grow in the garden.
1985025 
NATURAL NUMBERS
Now A Toddler Understands Repeated Addition... Lacking Numerals Under 1 - Maths Being Essentially Related to Surroundings.
Angela Brett
1984743 
NATURE
Naked As The Universe Revolvingly Evolves
Rico Leffanta
1984794 
NAURU
Not A Universally Recognised Unity.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
NAUSEA
Not Another Uneasy Seatrip, Evacuate Abdomen
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
NAUSEA (2)
Nursing An Unhappy Stomach... Eaten Aasleagh.
Angela Brett (see <AASLEAGH>)
1984488 
NAVEL
Nowadays A Very Exposed Location
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
NAVY
Numerous (And Violent) Yachts
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984455 
NAVY (2)
Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
Was in the US Navy for 6 year as a volunteer (draftees not accepted).  Enough said.
1984455 
NAY
Not A Yes
Angela Brett
1985058 
NCR
Not Completely Reliable
Tiny Lee (NCR usually stands for National Cash Register)
1984242 1984299 1984308 
NEAT
Not Even Adding Tonic
Angela Brett
1984542 
NEC
Not Enough Components
Tiny Lee (NEC usually stands for Nippon Equipment Corporation)
1984308 1984299 1984242 
NECTAR
Never Eat Come Try Angelic Refreshment
Rico Leffanta
1984467 
NEED
None Eke Ed Drawn
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr. Either Poverty or Sufficiency. Ed=Education (This is an example of a 'chained apronym' where on top of the usual constraints of an apronym, the last letter of each word in the expansion is the first letter of the next word, and the last letter of the last word is the first letter of the first word.)
1984473 
NEGATIVE INTEGERS
Numerical Entities. Going Against The Increasing Variety, Every Individual Number (Though Entire) Gets Endlessly, Relentlessly Smaller
TMcCO'G
1984743 
NEGLIGEE
Nearly Every Guy Lusts If Girl's Ensemble's Enticing
Angela Brett
1984896 
NEHEMIAH
New Era Hearalded; Exiles Migrate; Israel At Home
Sue Johnson
1984329 
NEIN
No, Everywhere, Is No
Roger Williams
1984749 1985058 
NELL
Never Ever Likes Listening!
Rico Leffanta
1984422 
NEMESIS
Not Even Magic Escapes Settling Its Score!
Rico Leffanta
1984833 
NENNIES
Nascent Entities Now Navigating Inside Entire Space
Eminence Grise, explaining: I'm a French Canadian and nennies is the plural of nenni which is the first name "Denis (day-nee)" in French of a good friend.There was a park in front of his house and his mother often yelled "Denis" for supper but due to distance and a lot of trees in between, we always heard "NENNI!".It stayed throught the years and a bunch of friends (40 years of friendship) called themselves the Nennies and there's no nennying about it!  Nennies are curious about everything and enjoy life as it comes.
1984296 1984269 
NEODYMIUM
Natural Element - Oxide Deployed in Your Monitor In Underpinning Mismatches.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
NEON
Now Enlivening Our Nighttimes
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
NEOPETS
Not Exactly Organic Perhaps, Evidently They're Smile-inducing
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see http://www.neopets.com)
1984419 1984359 
NEOPHYTE'S SERENDIPITY
Newcomer's Exciting Occurrence Probably Has You Telling Everybody. Search Shows Extraneous Result - Extremely Novel Discovery Is Pleasant, I Tell You!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
NEPAL
Nowadays Everest's Peaks Accumulate Litter.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
NE PLUS ULTRA
Need Extra Penile Length?  Use Safe Urologist Logs That Raise Assets
Rico Leffanta
1984311 
NEPTUNE
Nearer Earth Perhaps Than Universe's Next Entity
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984686 
NEPTUNIUM
Neptunium Emits Particles That (are) Useful. Neutron-detection Instruments Use it Much.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
NERD
Never Experiences Romantic Dates
Angela Brett
1984362 
NERD (2)
Not Exactly Romantic Dude
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
NETHERLANDS
Need Elevate Their High Embankment Ridges Lest A Natural Disaster Strikes.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
NET PRESENT VALUE
Not Estimable! This Priceless Resource Enables Sending Electronic Notes To Virtually Anyone Living & Using Electricity.
Angela Brett, thinking of the present value of the 'net.
1984419 
NETSCAPE
Not Everyone Trusts Software Companies.  A Possible Exception.
Edwin Hermann
1984779 
NETSCAPE (2)
Nightmare Experiences?  Then Stop Choosing Alternative Product, Explorer
Edwin Hermann
1984779 
NETSCAPE (3)
Not Epecially Tight, Spacewise... Communicator Adds Pointless Extensions.
Angela Brett, who likes Netscape apart from the excess memory that the Communicator version uses by having mail, news and Composer built in.
1984779 
NETSCAPE SIX
Not Enjoyable - Those Skins Can Appear Pretty, Except Standard Interface's Xcluded.
Angela Brett, who liked older versions of Netscape but doesn't like the way that Netscape 6 can be themed to look like anything except the rest of the OS.
1984779 
NETWORK
Nothing's Ever Televised With Out Receiving Kudos
Patricia Rix, who adds: at least from the Network.
1984521 
NETWORK GEEK
Need Equipment To Work Out Route Kilobytes Go? Employ Exchange Kid/Kit
Angela Brett
1984299 1984485 
NEUTRINO
Not Entirely Untouchable, Though Rarely Interacts. Neutral, Obviously.
Angela Brett
1985046 
NEVER CRY WOLF
Northern Expeditionary Venture Encounters Roaming Caribou, Rodents, & Yelping Wonder Of Lupine Frolics
Patricia Rix, referring to the book by Farley Mowat.
1984914 
NEW ACROS
Nice Extremely Weird Acronyms, Created Rapidly Online, Stupendous!
Jeff Anonymous, after he'd capitalised NEW ACROS in a forum post and Angela reminded him to acronymise capitalised words.
1984320 
NEW ACROS (2)
New Entrant Waives Anonymity - Cautiously Reveals Original Surname 
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to Jeff.
1984320 1984722 
NEW BABY
Neonate Enters World Blubbering And Burping Yuckily.
Angela Brett
1984398 1984590 
NEWBIE
Not Even Weaned, Baby Is Extraordinary
Jeff Anonymous, noting that an unweaned baby is basically a 'newbie' to life.
1984398 1984590 
NEWBIE (2)
New Entrant With Beginner's Ignorant Enquiries
Tony McCoy O'Grady... a propos the usual use of the term - someone who hasn't read the manual asking basic questions.
1984704 
NEWBIE (3)
Not Especially Wise, But Incredibly Enthusiastic.
Angela Brett
1984704 
NEW ERA
Nuptials End With Easily Read Articles.
Angela Brett, on hearing about New Era, a divorce magazine.
1984734 
NEW IDEA
Novel Effusive, Wildly/Wonderful, Innovative, Dynamically Expansive, Advancement! 
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984740 
NEWLYWED
Nature's Endowment Will Leave You Wondering Every Day
Rico Leffanta
1984734 
NEW POST TO THIS THREAD
Need Exposure? Write Pointing Out Something To The Others That Habituate Interesting Site. They Hopefully Relish Entertaining Acronyms Daily.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to one of the buttons at the Acronyms forums, at http://www.co.nz/cgi/forums/start.cgi?id=acronyms
1984722 
NEW PROFESSIONALS
Nowadays Employers Want Proper Records Of Further Education - Somebody Studying Independently's Often Not Appraised Like Scholar.
Angela Brett
1984977 
NEWS
National Events, World Stories
Angela Brett
1984707 
NEW SCIENTIST
Not Even With Single Citation; I'm Employed Now Though, I'm So Talented!
Angela Brett, who will have to settle for reading the magazine and hiring her soul to <MICROSOFT> for now.
1984485 1984248 
NEWSPAPER
National Events, World Stories Published And People Everywhere Read
Roger Williams
1984707 
NEW TESTAMENT
Now Everyone Will Treat Especially Sacred Texts As Meaningful - Evil Needn't Triumph
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984329 
NEWTON
Neat Electronic Wizardry Turned Out Notsopopular
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984374 
NEWTON (2)
Nice Equations - Worked Them Out Nimbly.
Angela Brett
1984293 
NEWTON (3)
Not Everyone Will Type Out Notes
Angela Brett, who now uses a Newton MessagePad to take notes in class, while some students use laptops.
1984374 
NEWTON (4)
Not Executive Wankers' Toy... Obsolete Now.
Angela Brett
1984374 
NEWTON (5)
Normally Expresses What "Thump" Offers, Numerically
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984941 
NEW YEAR'S DAY
Near End of Winter You Eagerly Await Return of Spring - Desperate, Anxious Yearning
Tony McCoy O'Grady, showing that he lives in the northern hemisphere.
1984563 
NEW YEAR'S DAY (2)
(it's) Not Every Week You Eagerly Arrange Resolutions... Seldom Done All Year.
Angela Brett
1984563 
NEW ZEALAND
Nearly Extinct Wondrous Zoology, Environmentally Attractive Landscape, A Natural Delight.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
NEW ZEALAND (2)
Now English Whenua, Zespri-Eaters Abound & Land Actuates Native Disputes.
Angela Brett. ('Whenua' means 'land' in Maori  - the aboriginal languange of New Zealand, and 'Zespri' is a New Zealand kiwifruit.)
1984350 
NEXT
Now Entitled 'X' (Ten)
Angela Brett (Mac OS X is a reincarnation of the NeXTStep operating system)
1984446 
NIC
Nasty Internal Cuts
Jeff Anonymous, explaining why not to eat a Network Interface Card
1984611 1984242 
NICE EXPANSION
Novelty Is Cleverly Encapsulated - Eschewing X-rated Puns And Non-Standard Idioms Or Neologisms
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984320 
NICE LOOKING
Now I'm Charmed, Elegant Legs On Outstandingly Kinky Individual - Nubile Girl
Tony McCoy O'NaughtyBoy
1985013 
NICETIES
Not Interesting Comments, Essentially They're Insignificant, Empty Smalltalk.
Angela Brett
1984707 
NICK
Notch, Incision, Cavity, Knifemark!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984353 
NICK (2)
Nefarious Individual - Clearly Kleptomaniacal
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984269 1984875 
NICK (3)
Niche Is Computer Knowledge
Angela Brett, on a Mac-fixing Nick she knows.
1984269 
NICK BOTTOM
Normally Innately Calm & Kind, Becomes Over-The-Top Overacting Maniac
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
1984671 
NICKEL
Nominally In Coinage, Keeps Everything Light
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
NICOTINE
Now I'm Coughing Often, The Industry Needs Ending!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984884 
NICURAGUA
Narcotics In Central USA - Remote Areas Grow Untold Amounts.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
NIECES' BUMS
Nice Infants, Exuding Cuteness - Except Soiled Behinds Unfortunately Make a Stink!
Angela Brett
1984590 1984443 
NIGER
Nuclear Items Generate External Revenue.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
NIGERIA
Numerous Indigenous Groupings... Embittered Rivalry Is Abounding.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
NIGERIA (2)
Now I'm Getting Emails of Riches Innocently Acquirable
Apronymous Anonymous
1984419 1984350 
NIGHTMARE
Now I'm Gloomy - Horton's Toilets Mean A Restless Evening!
Tony McCoy O'Grady (referring to <TIM HORTON'S>)
1984773 
NIHILIST
"Nothing" Is Hedonistic, Invitingly Loathsome, Inherently Suicidal, Truthful
imposed
1984326 
NIKE
Naturally Incurs Kudos Everywhere
Rico Leffanta
1984833 
NIMBUS
Now I Must Bring Umbrella - Shoot!
Angela Brett
1984638 
NIMBUS (2)
Nothing Is More Beautiful - Undoubtedly Saintly!
Patricia Rix
1984326 
NIMBUS (3)
"Newest Is Magnificent" Broomstick Users Swear
Tony McCoy O'Grady (re: Harry Potter)
1984437 
NINCOMPOOP
No Interest, No Charge On Making Purchase... Organise Optimal Payments
Angela Brett (see <SHOVE OFF>)
1984515 
NINE
Nine = Increment (Number Eight)
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1985037 
NINETALES
Neonatally, It Never Exhibits Two Appendages. Later, End Splits.
Angela Brett (Ninetales is Pokemon #38)
1984284 
NINETEEN
Nineteen = Increment (Natural Eighteen). Twenty Evidently Exceeds Nineteen.
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1985037 
NINETEEN EIGHTY FOUR
Nifty, Innovative, and Notoriously Effective Television Event Endorses Nonstandard Engineering of Insanely Great Hardware That You Feel Obliged to Use Recurringly.
Angela Brett and Dustan Dowsing, referring to the famous '1984' television commercial introducing the Macintosh.
1984356 1984317 
NIOBIUM
Nigeria Is Outstanding Begetter of Industrially Used Material.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
NIPPLES
Naked Independent Pandering Protuberances Launching Enthusiastic Suckling
Rico Leffanta
1984443 
NISSAN
Nippy, If Somewhat Small And Noisy
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
NIT
Non International Traveler
Charter Member Charter Members Chris and Timmy traveled the world surfing exotic and often dangerous places. We had some friends that were afraid to leave their home surf breaks, So we just call them NITs
1984497 1984581 
NITES
Nites Involving Tossing/Turning Eliminated / Surely!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984944 1984356 
NITROGEN
Naturally Inert - To Render Oxides Great Energy is Needed.
Angela Brett
1984323 
NITWIT
Niece/Nephew In The Wife's Irrevocable Trust
Rico Leffanta
1984497 1984590 
NITWIT (2)
Nobody, I Think, Whom I'd Treasure
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984497 
NIXON
Never Interviewed (deng) Xaoiping On Nuclearwarheads
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984389 
NO
Not Ordinarily
Steve Keate, after being asked if he had anything better to do than acronymise.
1985058 
NO (2)
Not Once!
Angela Brett
1985058 
NO (3)
Not Oui.
Roger Williams
1985058 
NO AD BANNERS
No Overloading Advertisement Documents, Bub! And Nowadays, Newbie Ezboarders Reek (of) Sweat.
Jeff Anonymous, during a discussion about archiving some forum threads, saying: Anywhere else I'd say move the board to ezboard.com. Here, though, we have a good script and everything, and NO AD BANNERS!
1984722 
NOAH
Negotiated Original "Animal House"
Roger Williams
1984326 1984494 1984269 
NOAH'S ARK
Novel Ocean-going Animal House. Safety Above Rigid Keel.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
NOBELIUM
Nature Omitted Building (this) Element. Laboratory Its Ultimate Maker.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
NOBODY GROWS APPLES
No Orchard Businesses Operate; Don't You Grow Refections On Wasted Suburban Areas? Properly-fed People Like Environmentally-friendly Sustenance.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after reading <SINGAPORE (2)>
1984311 
NOEL
Nativity Of Earth's Lord
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984860 
NO ICED COFFEE
Never! Oh, I'm Crying! Excluding Delicious Caffeinated Option For Fun's Extremely Evil!
Angela Brett, on finding that the university cafe had several flavours of Wave flavoured milk but not <ICED COFFEE>.
1984539 
NO ICED COFFEE (2)
Nicest Option Isn't Cached, Espressolike Drink Category's Omitted, Fourth Flavour's Evidently Exhausted.
Angela Brett ('Fourth Flavour' refers to the fact that they had three other flavours of Wave.)
1984539 
NOKIA PHONE
Next Of Kin Is Alerted Promptly, Hearing Over Network Ethereal.
Angela Brett
1984707 
NOLA
No Other Love, Anytime!
Rico Leffanta
1984422 
NO LONGER IN BUSINESS
"No-One Left, Offices Now Gone, Everyone's Redundant, It's Now Bankrupt." (Usual Speechwriter Is Now Employed Somewhere Solvent.)
Angela Brett
1984605 
NONA
No One Needs Advocates
Rico Leffanta
1984854 
NON-DIET
Nutrition Of Normal Daily Intake - Eschew Tables
Angela Brett (referring to nutritional information tables and the more specific 'calorie counters')
1984467 
NON-U
Nerds Of Nottingham University
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <UNITS>)
1984950 
NOOKIE
Now One's Offed Knickers, Intercourse Ensues
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 
NOPE
Not an Overly Positive Expression
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985058 
NO REST
Nodded Off, Ruining Expansion... Superfluous Typing.
Angela Brett, when Tony said that he must have nodded off when he added an extra P word to the 'ROSES ARE RED...' expansion - see <PURPPLE>.
1984320 
NORMA BAKER
Naughty Ostentatious Romantic Maiden Arranged Boobs And Kissed Especially Robustly
Rico Leffanta (Norma Baker is better known as Marylin Monroe)
1984851 
NORMAL
Not Outstanding - Really Mundane And Lacklustre
Angela Brett
1984278 
NORTH
Now Often Related To 'High'
Angela Brett
1984815 
NORTH KOREA
Never Officially Revoked, The Hostilities Killed Off Revenue Earning Activities.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
NORWAY
Numerous Oil-Rich Wells Active Yearlong.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
NOSE
Not Only Supporting Eyewear
Steve Keate and Angela Brett
1984443 
NOSE (2)
Number One Sinus Exhaust
Steve Keate and Angela Brett
1984443 
NOSE (3)
Neat Orifice, Sniffing Everywhere
Eric Bridgstock
1984443 
NO SEX RELATION
No Orgasms? Some Extremely Xerantic Regions Enflame Lingam - At That I'm Off Nookie
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
1984365 
NOSEY PARKER
Neighbourhood's Own "See-Everything" - You Probe All Recreational Kids - Eliciting Responses
TMcCO'G - Recalling a local woman who, in his childhood, 'interrogated' the kids playing on the street for family news/gossip.
1984704 
NOSTRIL
Need Olfactory Sense To Revel In Lilies
Angela Brett
1984443 
NO STRINGS ATTACHED
Not One Single Thread Remains... It's Now Gone Smooth And That's  Terrible, As Cords Held Extra Delight
Angela Brett, who can't think exactly what kind of item is worse with no strings attached, but there must be something. Whatever was the person who searched for this term thinking of? ;) 
1984311 
NOT ANOTHER PROJECT
Now One Tries Again. Needing Only To Have Efficient Research, & Properly Realised Objectives, Jointly Ensuring Client's Thrilled.
TMcCO'G - thinking of agencies who respond to client's demands by splitting employees into teams to compete in solving the 'project'.
1984977 
NOTATION
Nun Of The Above Tests Idiotic Observations Neurotically
Rico Leffanta, who explains: To pass exams, Americans don't need to know the subject, just randomly choose between A, B, C, D, or None of the above. Nun of the Above is my jeu des mots for "Lady Luck".  A notation is representative signs or symbols.
1984707 
NOT BAD AT ALL
Nigh-On The Best Acronym... Do Another, Tony! Angela's Lack Lustre :(
Angela Brett, in response to <ACRONYMS (8)>
1984320 
NOTHING MUCH
No One Thing Has Importance Now. Guest May Unexpectedly Cause Happiness
Tedium McCoy O'Boredom
1984311 
NOVELL
Now Our Venture Entirely Loves Linux
Sean Lamb (Novell announced that it will purchase SuSE Linux for (US)$210M on Nov 4 2003)
1984308 1984668 
NOVEMBER
Nighttimes Often Vary Extremely, Many Blizzards and Excessive Rainfall
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984449 
NOVEMBER (2)
Notions Of Violent Events, Monster Bonfires Evoke Reminiscences
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984449 
NOW
No Obvious Waiting
Angela Brett
1984356 
NOW (2)
No Onerous Waiting!
Angela Brett
1984356 
NOW (3)
Near Oriented "When"
Gavin Lambert
1984356 
NOW WE KNOW
Now Original Website Wellspring Explained: Knowledgelessness Nurtures Outlandish Word-construction!
Gavin Lambert, in response to <LAUGHING OUT LOUD>
1984902 
NOX
Never Operates  Xerography
Rico Leffanta
1984854 
NO YES AND MAYBE
Now Organising Your Expanded Single-word Answers Needs Descriptive Motto, Ample Yet Briefly Exact
Tony, when Angela wondered what to call the category at http://apronyms.com/category.php?ID=1985058
1985058 
NSARRAY
NSObjects Stored Are Retained/ Released Automatically - Yay!
Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSArray.html)
1984923 
NSARRAY (2)
Numerically Sorted, Appropriate Records Readily Are Yours
Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSArray.html)
1984923 
NSDICTIONARY
Nest Several, Datasource! It's Convenient To Inform OutlineView Now, And Return Yarely.
Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSDictionary.html and http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/ApplicationKit/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSOutlineView.html)
1984923 
NSDICTIONARY (2)
Name Strings Denote Instances. Collection Takes In Objects, Named And Readily Yours
Rob Rix and Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSDictionary.html)
1984923 
NSNOTIFICATION
Need Several Nearby Objects To Indirectly Function In Coalition? Announce The Information On NSNotificationCenter.
Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSNotification.html)
1984923 
NSSET
No Specific Start / End Things
Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSSet.html)
1984923 
NSSET (2)
Never Stores Something Extra Times
Angela Brett (see <NSSET>)
1984923 
NSSET (3)
Non-Singletons Shouldn't Exist There
Angela Brett (see <NSSET>)
1984923 
NSSET (4)
Never Stores Same Element Twice
Angela Brett (see <NSSET>)
1984923 
NSSTRING
Neatly Stores Some Text - Remember, It's Nothing Graphical.
Angela Brett (NSString is a Cocoa class for storing text strings, without any attributes such as font or size - see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/Foundation/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSString.html)
1984923 
NSTABLEVIEW
Never Stores Things, Asks Before Laying Each Visual Interface Element in Window
Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/ApplicationKit/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSTableView.html)
1984926 
NSVIEW
Nearly Simplest Visual Interface Element. Wonderful!
Angela Brett (see http://developer.apple.com/techpubs/macosx/Cocoa/Reference/ApplicationKit/ObjC_classic/Classes/NSView.html)
1984926 
NUDE BEACH
Not Undressing Demands Explanation, Bodies Expose Ass-Cheeks Heavenwards
Tony McCoy O'Grady, responding to Angela's 'nude genitals' element regarding a crab
1984527 
NUDIST
Nakedness Usually Doesn't Involve Sexual Thoughts.
Angela Brett
1984362 
NUMBERS
Notation Used in Mathematics, Brilliant for Evaluating Riemann Sums.
Angela Brett
1985037 
NUMBERS (2)
Naming Unending Multiple Begats - Evidence (of) Regular Sex.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984329 
NUMBERS (3)
Numb! Useless! My Brain Exudes Real Stupidity!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1985037 
NUMERICAL METHODS
Newton's Useful Method of Estimating Roots, Integrals Calculated Arithmetically, Limits Maybe Evaluated The Hard-way... Omitting Differentials & Such.
Angela Brett, upon discovering that a paper she was studying at university entitled 'Differential Equations' was mainly dealing with tedious numerical methods of solving them, and not amazing tricks of calculus.
1984251 
NUMISMATICS
Not Unexpectedly, Many Individuals Spend Much Amusement Time In Coin Study.
Roger Williams
1984581 
NUN
Not Usually Naughty
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984791 
NUNS
Never Use Nasty 'Spletives
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984791 
NURSE
Not Unrespected Retainer - She's Earthy
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet
1984599 
NURSEMAID
Nanny Using Responsible System Exploring Mental Aptitude In Dumbbells
Rico Leffanta
1984974 
NUTHOUSE
Never Underestimate The Happy, Organised, Urban Spouse's Evening!
Rico Leffanta
1984362 
NUTS
Not Usually Totally Sane
Angela Brett
1984782 
NUTS!
Not Undertaking This Surrender!
Roger Williams - Gen. Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne Division) replied "Nuts" to a German surrender demand during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII.
1984731 
NUTS (2)
Nifty Utilisation of Talented Sluts
Acronymous Anonymous
1984443 
NUTS (3)
Nestled Underneath Trouser Snake
Angela Brett
1984443 
NUTTERS
Not Unlikely To Try Expanding Ridiculous Stuff
Angela Brett, because that's what we acronymaniacs are.
1984497 
NYBSTER
Not You, But Short-Trip-Elevator-Rider
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Nybster is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Sort of person who takes the lift to travel one floor.')
1984767 
NYLON
Never Yet Laddered? Oh No!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984896 
NYLON (2)
Need Your Lunch? Order Now!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984986 
NYLON (3)
Not Yummy - Lots Of Nausea.
Angela Brett
1984986 
NYLONS
Nice Young Lady Of Night's Stockings
Angela Brett
1984896 
NYM
No Youthful Mastermind
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Merry Wives of Windsor
1984392 
NYMBLE MINDED
Now You're Mentally Bubbling - Let's Enjoy Mentally Inventing 'Nyms - Delightful Expansions Delivered.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984320 
NYMPH
Nature: Young Maiden Personifies Her
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984785 
NYMSHEET
Now You May Scribble Heaps of Excellent Expansions Together!
Angela Brett, who had written 'nymsheet' on the top of a piece of paper she was going to write acronyms on.
1984320 
NYS
Negative Yes Statement
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985058 
NYSTATIN
New York Streptomyces Treats A Thrush Infection Now.
Angela Brett
1984338 
NZ
'Nother Zone
Jeff Anonymous, noticing that in New Zealand's timezone it was already Halloween.
1984350 1984242 
NZ ACRONYMS
Now Zey're Apronyms!  Creatively Rearranged Original Name, Yet Meaning Similar.
Gavin Lambert
1984320 1984350 
